- CRAAB Member A: oh man, here’s something to try. Set your clock on your computer back five minutes and then post an announcement of your own death on the craab forum (including photo’s really augments the effect). Then notice that it was posted 5 minutes into the future, and then start freaking out like yer gonna die in five minutes.
- CRAAB Member B: Hi you don’t know me but I just witnessed the death of (CRAAB Member B) 5 minutes ago. (CRAAB Member B) died of a massive chrono shift stroke. With his last dying words he told me his ID and password. Instead of trying to resuscitate him, I thought it best to inform you. I am sure he will be missed.
- CRAAB Memeber B: FREAK!!!!