Jake said, “Hey, Mr. Bevington! Wanna to see what I drew over the summer?” and Bev said, “Always, Jake. You’re my most bestest favoritest dolly-partonest student in the whole Solar System!” Pulling out the picture (below), Jake said, “Artgasm on this!!!”
. . . and then with all his superhuman strength Bev screamed, and the word Bev screamed was “HERESY!!!” and it was so mighty that it was heard as far as the Wedge.







